Lo, one Saturday, we did.
We had to fix a few drainage pipes in the yard, because over the winter, this happened:
Grr. I shake my fist at you, tree.
The giant tree took two drainage pipes with it when it fell over, which meant they had to be cut when the tree people pulled out the stump with a truck. Took two tries. Broke a rope. Luckily, we didn't break anything else. We were left with a hole and two pipes to repair, but we'll take it, considering.
So, after we picked up our 10-ft. pipe, we headed over to the Great Midwest Seafood Co. I stared at mounds of oysters, crab, shrimp and fresh fish thinking to myself, "this is short ribs all over again. I have no idea what I'm doing." In the end, we went home with a half-pound of cooked, cleaned shrimp and half pound of scallops, and no idea what to do with either. I did, out of desperation, buy a canister of Old Bay seasoning.
On the way home, we theorized about a fish stew, preferably over the fire. We are obsessed with soup over the fire, and there was only the chance of rain. Once we decided on a broth/tomato base, I began to theorize over flavors and vegetables. Vegetable and chicken base, wine, lemon, kale - definitely. Fresh tomato? Beans, I thought. Cannellini? Corn, we both decided. Now, to find such a recipe that surely didn't exist.
In fact, it did. Sort of. Four cookbooks later, I stumbled upon the Hearty Tuscan Bean Stew from Cook's Illustrated. Perfect, I thought -- all the ingredients we wanted, and then it was just a matter of adding the shrimp and scallops.
It seems like a lot of kale, but it cooks up beautifully. I decided to use corn off the cob, because when cut, it produces a sort of milk that I thought would help add to the broth. Adding the seafood at the end seemed to ensure that it didn't get tough, but still flavored the soup with sea.
1/2 lb. bacon, cut into small pieces
1 onion, diced
3 stalks celery, diced
3-4 carrots, sliced
3 garlic cloves, minced
1/2 lb. brussels sprouts, halved
1 lb. kale, taken off the stem
1 15-oz. can diced tomatoes, or two fresh tomatoes, diced
2 cobs corn
1 can white beans, drained
1 can kidney or black beans, drained
1/2 lb. cooked, cleaned shrimp
1/2 lb. scallops
1 T. plus 1/2 cup white wine
1 t. Old Bay
salt and pepper
4 t. chicken or vegetable boullion or base
4 cups water
Render bacon on low to medium heat for about 10 minutes. Add diced onion, celery, carrot and garlic. Saute about 5 minutes and turn off heat.
Toss shrimp and scallops with the juice from 1/4 of a lemon, 1 T. wine and 1/4 teaspoon of Old Bay. Heat 1 T of butter in a small saucepan, and add shrimp and scallops. Cook about 2 minutes, then transfer to bowl. Put in the fridge.
Cut corn off the cob into a large bowl. Prepare brussels sprouts and kale, and add to bowl, along with tomatoes and beans. Add in bacon and sauteed vegetables.
Heat water, and dissolve boullion.
Once your fire is stoked and ready, add everything but the shrimp and scallops to the Dutch oven. Season with salt and pepper and add the boullion and half cup of wine. Stir to combine, and place over fire for 30 minutes.
At the 30-minute mark, check your liquid level - if you need more, just add a half-cup of water or beer. (Guess which one we had on hand?) Then add the shrimp and scallops and cook another 15 minutes.
We ate this with crusty French bread slices and it was wonderful!
A note: The Great Midwest Seafood Co. is indeed great. Stocked, clean, friendly employees (owners?) They have no idea who we are or that I write this blog, but they will see us again soon.